We all know what NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell is. He is a human heat shield. He’s a protective blister on the backsides of the owners to prevent chafing. He was paid $63.9 million each of the last two years, according to the New York Times. Forbes says that makes him one of the highest-paid leaders in all of American industry. The NFL owners are oligarchs, and Goodell is their $100 million flame-retardant suit.